Mike’s School of Ninjas has remained closed for the past 5 years due to a lack of demand for ninjas. People were safe and the need for the ninja to protect the community had waned. However, in these troubled times of riots and political unrest, there has been a call for the ninja to return to our streets and restore order to this once great nation.
Owner, Mike Slap, in his infinite wisdom, has answered this call and decided to open his doors once again to prospective ninjas. Mike prides himself on offering top quality teaching; many of the world’s finest ninjas were produced at his school. His teaching methods are brutal but fair; he needs to make sure only the toughest and most deadly go on to become ninjas.
Former student, Bill Smith, graduated from Mike’s School of Ninjas in 2003. “I am chief ninja with the Saudi royal family. This was only possible because of the training I received at Mike’s. His graduates get the pick of all the top ninja jobs both here and abroad. His training is fantastic but you will only graduate if you have the dedication, determination and balls to succeed.”
The tasks students will be entrusted with, once they have graduated, are fraught with peril. Handling dangerous equipment such as shurikens, nun chucks and many more is standard practice. Safety is one of the school’s main priorities and Mike’s students are trained to the highest standards, ensuring they never make a mistake which could cause harm to a member of the general public.
Mike is offering competitive prices for this superb training and if you wish to find out more contact him via email, schoolofninja@hotmail.com or by phone on 01798 213432.
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